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Baby Rhino Is Learning [Click to watch]
Lesson 1: keep being adorable.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/67494fee66786d412b672861cd0f40e8/tumblr_mm6wj9Sjuv1qasthro1_400.gif)
Baby Rhino Is Learning [Click to watch]
Lesson 1: keep being adorable.
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The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]
Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a66509322a49cc6e356e1960217bc9e/tumblr_mkp2i2mr391qasthro1_r1_500.png)
The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]
Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.
My girlfriend and I were in bed about to fall asleep, but she complained that she wanted to be little spoon. So, being the nice guy I am, I agreed and turned to be big spoon and what does she do? Farts on me and laughs.
I wish that it could be less and less like it’s me,
Take you behind the scenes to all the scraps left after we…
Ceased to be just we because I’m always quittin’ me…
This ain’t the plan; I’m not the man I always thought that I would be.
I see the little boy inside who never wanted anything,
But to be a man and make a plan,
But damn man,
That ain’t me.
So I write these labored verses to write off every sting,
From every word of every plan,
Fuck this,
I am me.
THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via thegreatglasby)
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In games, the Circle of Life can be whatever you want it to be.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a cat.
CollegeHumor Staff Blog: Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant
On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.
Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me…
(Source: College Humor)
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